Saturday, February 06, 2010

I Am Passive Aggressive.

At least, according to Wikipedia I am.

Signs of Passive Aggressive Behavior:
1. Ambiguity- or speaking cryptically: a means of engendering a feeling of insecurity in others
2. Chronically being late and forgetting things
3. Fear of competition (not so much this one)
4. Fear of dependency
5. Fear of intimacy- cannot trust, guard themselves against becoming intimately attached to someone.
6. Making chaotic situations
7. Making excuses for nonperformance in work teams
etc, etc, etc.

I fit the mold.
Fuck, I am the mold.